Home science lesson #1

Step 1) Strap a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat (buttered side up)

Step 2) Drop cat from a few feet in the air. Voila! instant anti gravity machine.

Basic scientific principals involved.
a) Cat must land on its feet.
b) Toast must land buttered side down.

This machine has been known to spin in mid air until 1 or both items begin to rot

Next week we teach you how to generate free electricity using a cat, toast, butter, a metal rod, a small dynamo & a 12v inverter. We suggest borrowing someones cat for this experiment