“Dayvo the dope dealing koala” Can get you an ounce of premium bush eucalyptus for a ‘Twenty’. He hates hippies that dress like him & collect donations in red buckets (Spew is the only donation he’s ever made to a bucket). His claws can crack open a tinny in 0.5 seconds & He’s half blind cause the last koala-ette he slept with had Chlamydia. Dayvo never fights fair, with biting, scratching & turpentine strength piss that could melt the paint from ya ute. He’s often caught in pawn stores selling cameras stolen off Japanese tourists & swears if he hears another didgereedoo when hungover, he’s gonna crack it big time!