Financial times

Funky Love Bunny’s soul has dropped over 50 basis points on the Dow jones due to the latest ecconomic instability. Funky’s soul was sold to the devil on an instalment plan with a partial stock swap for emu farming shares. The ‘Forces of Good’ (stock code: FOG) were attempting a hostile take over but were foiled buy a surge in after hours trading in binge drinking. Continual womanizing could see the value of FLB’s soul drop another 25 points in the short term. Analysts predict that the only way to sure up the falling value of Funky’s soul stock would be to release a Funky Love Bunny version 2.0 with major charisma enhancements, cut & paste & to run on a more fuel efficient ethanol blend.

Sources have noted lately that the CEO of Funky (Mr Brain) has been displaying health concerns that could effect stock value negatively if there is instability in the future management. Mr Brain has been quoted as saying “concerns hicup over my hicup recent health have been hicup greatly exagerblamanamented hicup fart”. This did little to reasure investors except for major stockholder Mr Bealzibub. Vice president of marketing Mr Libido tried to reassure investors “Ladies, there is no need for panic yet. With a clean shave, a splash of colone, a berocca & a few new stories. Things will be back on track in no time”

Value of FLB soul stocks (stock code: FLB666) are currently worth - a clean bathrobe, bowl of 2 minute noodles & a cask of traminer reisling. If FLB 2.0 is released, the stock is expected to increase by an estimated 3 wholewheat crackers & a green tea.